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The Offer
- Walmart will be giving away to 20,000 new moms during the month of May a Walmart+ one-year memberships. The memberships, valued at $98 each, will be distributed to moms who give birth in hospitals nationwide during the month of May.
- The membership giveaway is in conjunction with Pampers Hospital Gift Program, which provides a gift bag for patients who have recently delivered a baby. This May, each gift bag will include a reusable fabric bag that moms love, coupons, a Pampers Sensitive Wipes six-count sample, informative newborn literature and, while supplies last, a free one-year Walmart+ membership
Our Verdict
Nice freebie for new parents. It doesn’t look like there’s any way to claim this freebie, just have to hope that your hospital is part of the Pampers Hospital Gift Program and will get the coupon.
I wouldn’t trust buying Walmart groceries, subpar quality products
Wife gave birth to baby boy in October 2022 can I get this offer?
“moms who give birth in hospitals nationwide during the month of May”
Exclusion: dog or cat or pet parents
You’re just jealous that no human woman wants to have children with your schizo spazz DNA.
Is this what you teach your children?
Imagine having children and then virtue signaling about them on the internet
I’ll predict Walmart will be under pressure to also have memberships for new dads who give birth in June. https://readlion.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Pregnant-man-gives-birth.jpg
I’m nonbinary and am getting an emotional support racoon next month, which I consider equivalent to my child. If Walmart does not give me a free Walmart+ membership when I bring my racoon into the store I am going to go on national television and sue everybody in this country.
I identify as an emotional support raccoon. 🦝
With “global warming hysteria” this is just what the planet needs, more two legged mouth breathers.
Do your part to solve your perceived problem…
Finally, something I can get P2 into churning. Deal requires a little planning, but probably worth doing. Had to get started about 9 months ago, but adding my DP here
08/05/22 – Test confirmed eligibility
05/05/23 – Expecting WM membership to post to account!
Might have to file CFPB if it doesn’t, but we’ll give it a few weeks. Decently good value, probably worth doing, although there’s a lot more crying at night now, for some reason.
If you need help liquidating your baby, let me know. I’ve heard that your American Walmarts stopped accepting them.
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They couldn’t have anounced this 9 months ago?
Would’ve been funny if you had to provide a coupon code during patient check-in.
Churnable?
Any OOH (out-of-hospital) data points?