Contents
The Offer
- Akua is offering a free kelp burger after rebate
Our Verdict
Unique enough product that I’d give it a go for free.
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What in the bikini bottom is this
holding out for a Krabby Patty
When I was younger—so much younger than today—I never needed anybody’s kelp in any way.
Had one, terrible
Enough w this plant based burger. I rather die 5 years sooner eating real burgers
Actually Kelp is considered Algae, not a plant.
oh snap no u didn’t
Good thing you’re not forced to eat them, right? It has no impact on you. I don’t get people who are so offended by plant based foods, as if you’re being forced to switch. So many people got butthurt about Cracker Barrel just offering the option, THE OPTION, to get some plant based food. Did plant based foods kill your family or something?
My mother was a soybean.
Yummmm. Sounds delicious!!
I’ll stick with my Krabby Patties
No thanks, i’m a real man who eats meat.
The insecurity here is staggering. I love beef, but I’d switch for a more environmentally conscious alternative. Anyone who wouldn’t is just broadcasting their inadequacies like a small unit Batman light.
Ok AOC, heard you
Yes – Eat what tastes good, maybe that’s meat, maybe its not. If they come out with a better tasting “burger” that is a comparable price to beef, I’ll probably eat that instead. I am not loyal to food.
I personally like breaded cauliflower “wings” more than chicken wings – all the flavor and none of the bones / cartilage.
No one cares if you are a “Real man” or whatever.
Tell us more about how you love eating man meat.
he loves his humdingers, thats for sure
How would this make you less of a man?
I wonder if he likes “his woman” less after she has a beef burger because she’s “a real man”.
Not sure how much they’d have to pay me to try this, but a much larger number than zero.
Not very appealing to me.
make sure you can actually find one
https://akua.co/pages/locations
Yup…I live in Houston and closest store is a singular healthy food store in Austin…but I imagine the demand for plant based meat vs regular beef in Texas is less than the general US population
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Really? I’m in Houston and see it in Missouri City at Harvest Market. Still not great, but not as far as Austin.
JJ