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P
P (@guest_1631045)
June 8, 2023 12:39

What in the bikini bottom is this

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_1630508)
June 7, 2023 15:56

holding out for a Krabby Patty

Beltway
Beltway (@guest_1629950)
June 6, 2023 18:49

When I was younger—so much younger than today—I never needed anybody’s kelp in any way.

B
B (@guest_1629827)
June 6, 2023 14:39

Had one, terrible

Enough w this plant based burger. I rather die 5 years sooner eating real burgers

Kyle
Kyle (@guest_1629947)
June 6, 2023 18:44
  B

Actually Kelp is considered Algae, not a plant.

BlissfulApathy
BlissfulApathy (@guest_1632897)
June 11, 2023 22:53

oh snap no u didn’t

Mikey
Mikey (@guest_1629956)
June 6, 2023 19:00
  B

Good thing you’re not forced to eat them, right? It has no impact on you. I don’t get people who are so offended by plant based foods, as if you’re being forced to switch. So many people got butthurt about Cracker Barrel just offering the option, THE OPTION, to get some plant based food. Did plant based foods kill your family or something?

Andy
Andy (@guest_1630478)
June 7, 2023 15:01

My mother was a soybean.

Rusty Nail
Rusty Nail (@guest_1629814)
June 6, 2023 14:13

Yummmm. Sounds delicious!!

John
John (@guest_1629806)
June 6, 2023 13:43

I’ll stick with my Krabby Patties

Mayor Humdinger
Mayor Humdinger (@guest_1629802)
June 6, 2023 13:29

No thanks, i’m a real man who eats meat.

Danno
Danno (@guest_1629830)
June 6, 2023 14:44

The insecurity here is staggering. I love beef, but I’d switch for a more environmentally conscious alternative. Anyone who wouldn’t is just broadcasting their inadequacies like a small unit Batman light.

B
B (@guest_1629881)
June 6, 2023 16:35

Ok AOC, heard you

a
a (@guest_1630394)
June 7, 2023 12:27

Yes – Eat what tastes good, maybe that’s meat, maybe its not. If they come out with a better tasting “burger” that is a comparable price to beef, I’ll probably eat that instead. I am not loyal to food.

I personally like breaded cauliflower “wings” more than chicken wings – all the flavor and none of the bones / cartilage.

No one cares if you are a “Real man” or whatever.

Jack
Jack (@guest_1629955)
June 6, 2023 18:59

Tell us more about how you love eating man meat.

jd
jd (@guest_1630410)
June 7, 2023 13:06

he loves his humdingers, thats for sure

mommafrica
mommafrica (@guest_1630022)
June 6, 2023 20:34

How would this make you less of a man?

qmc
qmc (@guest_1630074)
June 6, 2023 22:18

I wonder if he likes “his woman” less after she has a beef burger because she’s “a real man”.

mary w
mary w (@guest_1629777)
June 6, 2023 12:45

Not sure how much they’d have to pay me to try this, but a much larger number than zero.

Matt
Matt (@guest_1629775)
June 6, 2023 12:43

Not very appealing to me.

wilsonhammer
wilsonhammer (@guest_1629713)
June 6, 2023 11:01

make sure you can actually find one

https://akua.co/pages/locations

JJ
JJ (@guest_1629829)
June 6, 2023 14:41

Yup…I live in Houston and closest store is a singular healthy food store in Austin…but I imagine the demand for plant based meat vs regular beef in Texas is less than the general US population

Mike
Mike (@guest_1630037)
June 6, 2023 21:00
  JJ

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Mikey
Mikey (@guest_1630039)
June 6, 2023 21:00
  JJ

Really? I’m in Houston and see it in Missouri City at Harvest Market. Still not great, but not as far as Austin. JJ