Hilariously Bad Credit Card & Bank Account Sign Up Bonuses

We’re used to covering the best credit card & bank account sign up bonuses, but every now and then you see some offers so bad that all they do is make you laugh. I was bored, so compiled some of the worst ones I’ve seen below (let me know of any additional ones in the comments below).

Credit Cards

free tarp home depot

  • JAL USA Credit Card offering a free stuffed toy, what makes it even worse is that it was limited to only to the first 100 approved applicants.

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  • Walmart offering a free pumpkin when you apply for one of their cards

free pumpkin

  • Walmart offering 2L of Soda when applying for one of their credit cards via Doctor of Credit

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  • Walmart stepping up their game and offering 2L soda/candy & $25 gift card via Doctor of Credit

walmart credit card

  • Walmart not even offering a guarantee bonus this time, but a chance to win instead via Voyaging Doc

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  • Scheels offering two pieces of fudge ($6 value!!) for an application via Doctor of Credit

scheels fudge

free led bulb

Bank Bonuses

  • Cathay Bank offering a lucky monkey via Steve

lucky monkey

  • First American National Bank offering a credit card lightbulb or self stick and only need to keep a massive $5,500 deposited for twelve months, what a deal! via Steve

first american international bank

  • Community Bank offering a 50″ x 70″ Escalade® Super Soft plush fleece textured for winter warmth and extra comfort via dacorgi

blanket bonus

TAF

  • SDCCU offering a free taco & tote via Allie355

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