We’re used to covering the best credit card & bank account sign up bonuses, but every now and then you see some offers so bad that all they do is make you laugh. I was bored, so compiled some of the worst ones I’ve seen below (let me know of any additional ones in the comments below).
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Credit Cards
- JAL USA Credit Card offering a free stuffed toy, what makes it even worse is that it was limited to only to the first 100 approved applicants.

- Walmart offering a free pumpkin when you apply for one of their cards

- Walmart offering 2L of Soda when applying for one of their credit cards via Doctor of Credit

- Walmart stepping up their game and offering 2L soda/candy & $25 gift card via Doctor of Credit

- Walmart not even offering a guarantee bonus this time, but a chance to win instead via Voyaging Doc

- Scheels offering two pieces of fudge ($6 value!!) for an application via Doctor of Credit

- Lowes offering a free lightbulb via /r/churning.

Bank Bonuses
- Cathay Bank offering a lucky monkey via Steve

- First American National Bank offering a credit card lightbulb or self stick and only need to keep a massive $5,500 deposited for twelve months, what a deal! via Steve

- Community Bank offering a 50″ x 70″ Escalade® Super Soft plush fleece textured for winter warmth and extra comfort via dacorgi

- Pioneer bank offering a free flashlight via reader Carlos.

- SDCCU offering a free taco & tote via Allie355
Open a new SDCCU checking account at a branch through 8/31 and receive a FREE* tote and a coupon for a FREE Taco! -> *https://t.co/JOkM9PSP2j
— SDCCU (@sdccu) July 27, 2015

