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kt
kt (@guest_325074)
December 9, 2016 07:15

I’m gonna ask my dad for a small loan of million dollars. Who knows. Maybe someday I will run for president.

Credit
Credit (@guest_325049)
December 9, 2016 03:33

How many women will be impressed with a guy with a million.

Anyone who does is not a woman

Jason
Jason (@guest_325029)
December 9, 2016 01:56

Buy a house when you have one million.

Abdol Chogi
Abdol Chogi (@guest_325023)
December 9, 2016 01:38

This is so sweet, I am wondering if can I open multiple accounts each with 1 mill deposit under my name, my wife and my kids. Anyone has tried this before? lol

Matt P
Matt P (@guest_325017)
December 9, 2016 01:05

Stay aware from it? Looks like you crossed up two thoughts while you were writing.

Mser
Mser (@guest_324929)
December 8, 2016 20:43

What a shitty offer. Fidelity will give $2500 if you put $1M into a brokerage account where you could just leave in a money market account. They have tiers – $500K gets $1200. 250K gets $600. 100K gets $300. 50K gets $200. Can be used for IRAs. Scotttrade and Etrade have similar offers.

SS
SS (@guest_324918)
December 8, 2016 20:10

Can somebody borrow me $1 mil, and I will share the half of $800. Promise I will give it back 🙂

Terry
Terry (@guest_324933)
December 8, 2016 20:50
  SS

You mean loan you $1 million.

Dan
Dan (@guest_324986)
December 8, 2016 23:34

That’s like when people say “there’s something on my back and I can’t itch it”. So annoying! lol

larry
larry (@guest_324976)
December 8, 2016 23:04
  SS

Obviously you do not know much about money because that deal is outright theft. I can make at least $14k before tax on that $1 mil in 6 months without any risk.

James
James (@guest_325011)
December 9, 2016 00:54

I can make $50k in 6 months on $1 mil without any risk, so I pass on both Citi and your offer.

Eric
Eric (@guest_325014)
December 9, 2016 00:59

Care to share your strategy for making 10% a year?

larry
larry (@guest_325121)
December 9, 2016 10:39

doubtful kid, because you used the phrase “without any risk.” both the stock and bond markets are a “risk.” anybody home kid?

James
James (@guest_324907)
December 8, 2016 19:51

Crappy offer. Why would anyone open a new account with this offer? I’ll just leave my spare $1 mil in an online savings account at 1% to earn $800 in a month.