Subscribe
Notify of
guest

29 Comments
newest
oldest most voted

Wick
Wick (@guest_2033699)
March 28, 2025 13:41

1%? hard pass…

wilsonhammer
wilsonhammer (@guest_2033671)
March 28, 2025 13:13

DOA. thanks for posting tho! 🙂

RiskandReward
RiskandReward (@guest_2033557)
March 28, 2025 10:55

Holding period is three months, which is 1% gain or 4% APY. But you have to interact with one of their advisors and likely get charged fees for a customized portfolio. Probably will not be able to park your passive investments and collect the $250. Pass.

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_2033599)
March 28, 2025 11:50

Yes, this is a terrible offer, but please allow me to nitpick: APY is a time value of money (TMV) concept that’s really not applicable in most broker bonus situations, incl. this one.

If you have $X of stock at Broker A which you plan to hold indefinitely*, and move it over to Broker B for a bonus, the rate of return is “infinite.”

You would certainly want to consider any switching/incremental costs, like advisory fees, but you’re not “lending” any money to the broker, unlike when you open a bank account or CD, so TMV and APY are not relevant.

* or at least for the duration of the required hold period.

RiskandReward
RiskandReward (@guest_2033662)
March 28, 2025 13:03

Allow me to nitpick the nitpick: in the scenario of moving assets from broker A to broker B (assuming “plan to hold indefinitely”), I agree the rate of return is technically “infinite”.

But for someone who does not have a long term portfolio, but does have $25k available to churn bonuses in the marketplace, which includes both brokers and banks, then the APY comparison does matter. In this case, you are “lending” to the broker or bank. Using APY helps to clarify the best offers available.

Ideally, the APY comparison should include the SUB plus any interest/dividend income earned in the new account during the holding period (if any). Offers should also be compared to just holding $25k in a high yield savings vehicle (currently yielding around 4% APY).

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_2033698)
March 28, 2025 13:40
  • “In this case, you are “lending” to the broker or bank.” No, you’re not. Parking your car in someone’s driveway isn’t the same as letting them drive around in it.
  • “Offers should also be compared to just holding $25k in a high yield savings vehicle (currently yielding around 4% APY).” Same as investing in SGOV, yielding 4.19%.
  • Just because one number can be divided by another doesn’t make the resulting fraction/percentage meaningful. But whatever.
RiskandReward
RiskandReward (@guest_2033820)
March 28, 2025 16:05

Not sure what I wrote is worth arguing about, unless it is just to be argumentative.

*Deposits at a bank are recorded as a liability in the bank’s accounting, since the bank owes that amount to the depositor. The depositor is lending money to the bank and some banks pay interest to attract deposits. In the case of moving investment assets to a broker, you are parking, so I agree with you there.

*SGOV yields around 4%, and some high yield savings also yield around 4%.

*Using math to determine what are the best offers shouldn’t be controversial. I can’t believe someone actually argues against this, but OK.

JD
JD (@guest_2033848)
March 28, 2025 16:29
RiskandReward
RiskandReward (@guest_2033852)
March 28, 2025 16:34
  JD

So this is not your first rodeo, what a thread, wow lol.

JD
JD (@guest_2033856)
March 28, 2025 16:38

lmao…now you can truly understand my comments below

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_2034206)
March 29, 2025 09:13
  JD

I give up. Ignorance is bliss. Have a blissful day.

Eric 🔗
Eric 🔗 (@guest_2034218)
March 29, 2025 09:29

Sometimes you have to know when to give up arguing with certain people. I’m still working on that! 😉

JD
JD (@guest_2034220)
March 29, 2025 09:36

I wonder if tuphat’s real name is Eric as well since he’s been arguing this point from his lonely island for almost a year now 😀

sg77
sg77 (@guest_2033681)
March 28, 2025 13:23

It’s still useful for comparing to comparing to other brokerage bonuses, etc. If your stocks are tied up in Broker B, you can’t use those stocks for a different bonus at Broker C at the same time.

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_2033701)
March 28, 2025 13:44

They’re not “tied up.” If Broker C offers a better bonus, move the stocks there & forego the Broker B bonus. Presumably the stocks would have still been sitting Broker A if they hadn’t been moved to begin with. What’s the difference?

sg77
sg77 (@guest_2033709)
March 28, 2025 13:50

If the rate of return is infinite at Broker B and infinite at Broker C, how do you know which one is better?

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_2033772)
March 28, 2025 15:10

I’d start with: “Is X greater than Y?” Imagine two hot dog stands, side by side. One offers 1 free hot dog, the other offers 2 free hot dogs, no purchase required at either. Both are “infinite” returns, but 2 are better than 1, imho.

JD
JD (@guest_2033804)
March 28, 2025 15:46

…and there it is.

RiskandReward
RiskandReward (@guest_2033824)
March 28, 2025 16:06
  JD

LOL

Daniel
Daniel (@guest_2033870)
March 28, 2025 16:53

Promotions with a holding period always tie you up. If you decide to move to a different broker after signing up, you are giving up the unrealized accrued bonus. Just imagine if there is a better offer two months after you sign up, and you could have wait one more month to get the bonus. Will you move or not move? There is always an opportunity cost associated with the choice of which offer to sign up.

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_2034012)
March 28, 2025 19:55

I assume you’re hypothecating something like this: Broker A offers a $1X bonus for parking your stock there for 3 months, and you bite. At the end of 2 months, Broker B comes along with a more enticing $2X bonus, for, say, a 5 month hold. “Damn,” you say, “If only I hadn’t tied up my stock with Broker A, I’d jump on that, but I’d be walking away from my ‘unrealized accrued bonus.'”

In this example, there’s no “opportunity cost” of having first gone with Broker A, then shifting to Broker B. You simply traded $1X for $2X. True, you have to wait until 7 months total have passed to collect the $2X, but that’s the same as had you done nothing at time zero.

KE
KE (@guest_2034151)
March 29, 2025 03:04

Considering offers like these come along all the time, and many have anti-churn/lifetime language, it might be better to let an offer go and snag it “next time”.

JD
JD (@guest_2033710)
March 28, 2025 13:50

/picard.gif

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_2034016)
March 28, 2025 19:58
  JD

I can’t help if Picard can’t understand some basic Ferengi math.

Hacker
Hacker (@guest_2034132)
March 29, 2025 01:17

WTF are you even going on about?

Heronva
Heronva (@guest_2033556)
March 28, 2025 10:54

USBANK stays in the news whether good or bad!

tuphat
tuphat (@guest_2033544)
March 28, 2025 10:35

Pretty pathetic, USB.

Kevin
Kevin (@guest_2033522)
March 28, 2025 10:09

Robinhood announced they will be doing investment advisory now probably prompted this from USB.

Also Robinhood announced bank accounts now as well so keeping my eyes opened for a bonus from them when that gets released.

TJ
TJ (@guest_2033543)
March 28, 2025 10:33

I highly doubt those have anything to do with each other. US Bank has offered this deal in the past.